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Well, making a coca cola can pyramid was too easy. So I decided to take it one step further and make a COCA COLA FRIGGING SUIT. I have done some calculations and found out that I need 85 cans to complete this idea. So far I only have 6....so yeh......donate some coca cola cans to me :)

My friend recently bet me £2.00 that I would not be able to build a pyramid consisting of 100 coca-cola cans. Well, this is day 3 of the challenge and the structure of the pyramid is looking good.

This blog isnt all doom and gloom though.

Just thought I'd share that.

• Well, basically.....THE ROYAL MAIL ARE GOING ON STRIKE:)
• :/ ok fuck it....I really cant be asked for this today. So I'm just going to leave you with a picture of a postman.

S.

CHING CHONG, PING PONG, LING LONG…
This endless and failing humorous list goes on, but it all simply accounts for one race, the CHINESE (otherwise known as chinks. But unless you ARE a ‘chink’ u have no right of calling a china man a ‘chink’. Just like you can’t call black people ‘n*****’ if you ain’t black) The Chinese populate a very BIG majority of the world, for two very good reasons. Firstly, we have a big population. Not sure how that happened, but 1.3 billion chinks are in china, alone. God knows the population of the other chinks in the world. And thinking about it now, I realise that many chinks have migrated abroad to western countries, such as the UK as we live now. However, it seems to be a one way system, since you hardly hear/see/or know ANY white guy who has migrated to China or chinky countries… Secondly, we make everything. And somehow that makes us big.

flashforward!!!!

Peep show, is possibly not one of the best comedy programs ever made, but it possibly has helped showcase one of the finest comedy duos found on the screen, using witty political humour to force belly aches out of the common public without having to mention rubber penises or anal rape.

Right, following on from my first post, England won 3-0 against Belarus, yet the main talking point after the match was, as it often is nowadays, David Beckham. DoB came on around the hour mark, but it was his beard this time which commanded as much attention as his sterling efforts in lifting the England team.

Maybe it was his way of trying to show he’s the senior guy in the England team and a way of scaring off his competitors for the right wing berth. As we can be pretty certain that SWP, Aaron Lennon and Theo Walcott definitely are not capable of growing such a beastly thing. Beckham’s reply however when he was inevitable asked the question was ‘I haven’t been bothered to shave’.....fair enough.

Given his influence as a leading style icon, will other men now follow his example and stop shaving. Only time will tell.

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Looking towards the restarting of the Premier league this weekend after the interlull, I’m predicting Arsenal to cruise victory over Birmingham..a match which has special importance seeing as the last time the two sides met, 2 seasons ago, Eduardo suffered that horrific injury and Gallas had his on pitch tantrum. A match that subsequently led to Arsenal losing there place at the top of the league in the home run.

Looking at the other matches it looks like my fantasy league team will be suffering after Torres and Rooney’s injuries. But I don’t live in the fantasy world, and so in reality it’s great news.

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Teenager Daniel Keating’s has become the first British male gymnast to win a medal in the men’s all around event after taking silver last night at the World Championship taking place at the O2 Arena.

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Finally blog owner Ben Cevik requested that i post this behind the scenes pictures taken just before QE whitewashed USC.




Farwell.

Tbh, it wasn't that bad. Met a few interesting people. The best part was receiving the freebies (as seen on the left). Nothing much to talk about really. CBA for the daily news update cause im sooooooooooooooooooooo tired. So here's something I found whilst browsing youtube....

It seems Steven Gerard has been ruled out of England’s midweek tie against Belarus, which frankly I don’t care about, for the following reasons:
• The only Belarusian person i have ever heard of is Alexander Hleb
• England have already qualified
• The only time I’d switch on a England match is if I’m trying to sleep early.

Benitez has been warned by the FA for making an "objectively offensive" gesture after a 2-1 defeat by Tottenham on 16 August. I think this is referring to the time he responded to a question about referee, Phil Dowd by removing his glasses from a pocket and examining them. He’s a cool dude.

The man with no first name, Alex, has signed a new four year contract with Chelsea...actually maybe Alex is his first name and he has no surname. He had this to say "I am very happy to start again to train and feel no pain, and to sign for four more years," said Alex. Don’t be surprised if after his contract expires he goes into rapping...for it’s an impressive ability to be to able to use four rhyming words in a sentence which that still makes sense, in your 3rd language.

I must now come to an end as a fellow classmate of mine has just informed me that I have some pending History work due tomorrow, and as I am still captive to the torturous institution that is now days known as ‘school’ I have no choice but to complete it.

Adios.

Yo, so basically, I will do certain different topics and activities on different days.

Every day news, every day. Here on Ben's Blog. Well, today, like yesterday, was pretty boring. Nothing interesting happened in the world of news. A guy died who was in Boyzone apparently. That's about it. Sorry for the lack of news guys. Don't blame me, blame the news channels.