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The other day i was reading trainspotting, and I came across a part where the main dude ‘Rents’, named appropriately because of his career as a part time gigolo, couldn’t find any veins in his body to insert some good grade heroin. Clearly he should be some sort of doctor that inserts something, anything, into veins. Well, our diligent hero finds himself in a pickle you see.

So he inserts the ’skag’ into the vein in his penis.

Fantastic. I think its time for some light magical realism don’t you?

And then Cinderella flew away in her magic pumpkin, while her fairy godmother inserted some skag into her….

Actually lets not. Trainspotting really hit me hard, and no, not in that way, I don’t get hard over people inserting heroin into their penises. It hit me hard in a morally deficient, psychedelic, cultural and overbearingly Scottish way. Trainspotting is fantastic. It’s a snapshot, of life. Life in a way is just drugs, mindless sex, and physical abuse at the hands of needles and whatnot. Well that is what happens when you walk into the NHS with a cough.

Life is psychedelic. The resentment of present day society causing angry ‘fitba’ obsessed Scotsman, to make casual sex (doesn’t fucking call it love or you’ll get hit around the head with a haggis) under the influence of cooked drugs. Well no one likes anything raw now, do they?

My point is, join in. Casual sex sure beats countdown.

Ever thought of killing yourself. Well, if you have, I may have some bad news for you. Quantum suicide (or known as Quantum Immortality) is the THEORY (placing great emphasis on theory) that a person would never spiritually die.
If you want to test this out ( I'm not responsible if you do actually commit suicide), you need to get hold of a lethal weapon as well as a machine which measures the spin value of a photon (available in B&Q). Okay, now set this up. I personally don't know how to do this, but connecting the machine to the gun via crocodile clips and wire would be sufficient enough. Hokay? Well, now it gets to the tricky bit. Set the spin value metre to measure the photon every 10 seconds. The orientation would either set the gun off ( you die), or it doesn't ( you live). Now, it's not all doom and gloom as you have a 50/50 chance of living*. Well, now it gets confusing. Since there is a 50/50 chance that you will live/die, the weapon will be eventually triggered. However, you will not witness this act happening, as it will always be seen (in your universe) as the gun either being jammed or not working. This is the "Many Worlds Interpretation" where the experiments gets split up, where you cease physical life in one world, but simply survive into another world. I do not know how you travel to this "other" universe but theories say that you do not physically move, but your "soul" moves to this universe. What I'm trying to say is............well, its utter bullshit and I advice you to live your life to the max and don't be pressurised into following the system.


*As well as dying lolololol

Its getting really pathetic init, all these pikeys scrounging around looking for spare cigarette butts to smoke while their mums are out getting anal from a scary looking russian guy called Dominik. No questions asked. Some estates are littered with broken condoms and syringes, and not the good kind either, the kind that usually provides you with lifelong aids or HIV. But possibly, the double irony may be, the nagging fact, that we, or our parents, pay the taxes allow these binge drinking, sex pests, who'd rather spend their time jerking one off to lady sovereign than waiting in line at the job centre to get their dream job manning the chip fryer at macdonalds. However that isnt my point.

"Epic Beard Man (Thomas Bruso, Vietnam Tom, Tom Slick) is a 64 year old war veteran who gained internet fame on February 16th, 2010 in a video which was filmed by Iyanna Washington and was posted to YouTube. In the video, our elderly hero finds himself confronted by a racially sensitive and reasonably angry drunk black man. He subsequently surprises us by delivering a beat down so crushing in its righteousness that it has touched the scrotum of Jesus himself."
(Source: http://encyclopediadramatica.com)

Actions speak louder then words, so I'll cut the crap and let you decide if this elderly gentlemen is indeed a hero, or a cold blooded physcopath.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI3-yIFnBP8

Sup,